I came home around 5 to let the Binks out and as I was looking I noticed that the toilet was completely empty. I found binks belly up in the corner of the house.
"Binks! did you drink out of the toilet!?!"
"I will not be answering that question"
"Why the hell not Binks?"
"I am embarrassed"
"Why are you embarrassed?" I asked.
"Well If I tell you the answer then you most likely will send me to rehab"
"What do you mean Binks?"
Binks sighed, looked me in the eyes as much as he could. I noticed they were bloodshot and unfocused. He stumbled to sit up and grumbled...
" I thought the toilet water was vodka"
Friday, October 16, 2009
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OMG. It's 1 am and I can't sleep. But at least I'm laughing uncontrollably.
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